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>I walked out of a party into the rain with my pants on backwards, lost my phone so I couldn’t contact anyone (I dont know how that happened) and later tried to put some shorts on like a shirt. It’s lucky my sister could somehow find me.

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danjhowell

I’ve had so many times go wrong.
>I’ve pissed on 2 people, 1 couch, off a bridge, on my friends bedroom floor, my friends (different) living room floor, had to be carried fireman style to the bathroom by my parents (was still living at home at the time).
>I’ve vomited on 3 different floors within 1 minute or two
>I’ve passed out so many times its fucking ridiculous (once in the rain by myself)
>Vomited all over myself more than once (obligatory)
>Been lost in the city by myself (wandered away from friends) 2 or 3 times, one time no money in my wallet
>Wandered around my friends college a couple of times being a real git
>Fell while on a roof and smashed the fuck out of my head/legs/arms
>Spent over $1000 last year on vodka
>Been kicked out of multiple night clubs, 2 or 3 times without a way to contact my friends & not enough money to get home by myself
>Nearly been bashed twice (same night lol) except my friends were there so the guys calmed the fuck down
>Nearly choked to death on my own vomit (my sister heard me choking and saved my life) when I was living at home

…In all honesty, most of the time my drinking is parties gone wrong.